funny Thoughts To Ponder

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Is there another word for synonym?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.




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