A word of warning for those of you who may be regular WAL MART customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another WAL MART or TARGET. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 7th, 20th, and 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
-Brother Admiral
Founder of Australian Swat Team
General Brother Admiral
Australian SWAT Team
HeadQuarters Australia
Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself. ~Francis Meehan
Subject: Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:28 am
